THE top 10 chuck norris movies

here are the 10 best movies that chuck norris made. they are all good movies. he is also very good on texas ranger. probably the best. chuck norris will soon hopefully be our vice president along with micky hucklebee. like i said before one time on texas ranger he beat up a truck driver and a crocodile on the same day. i will never get over that. i wish i can put it on the list but its not a movie its tv. well anyways heres the list. they are not in order because they are all good.



1. BRADDOCK 3: MISSING IN ACTION - this is a good movie. the bad guy named little john is a jerk. so was qwac the chinese guy. he killed braddocks girl. what a asshole. overall i recomend this movie because its good.









2. INVASION U.S.A.: this is a very good movie. in this movie chuck norris show why he will be a good vice president because he can kick some terrostist ass! he kills a lot of communists and at the end he kills the bad guy named rostov in a funny way. you should watch it. they also made this into a book but i didnt read it.







3. FORCED VENGEANCE: i like this movie but it the story is very confusing. my favorite part is where he is at the casino he has to fight a really fat chinese guy and his friend. i think the fat guy is a sumo wrestler. also it was funny when ramondy's neck broke when he fell in the net. hahaha. it is a good movie but sometimes the story is too deep and they need to calm down. you should watch it still.








4. DELTA FORCE 2: THE COLUBIAN CONNECTION: this movie is very good and it has the guy from "tremors 4: the legend begins" in it. he is a jerk. he kills scott mccoy's friend. then scott (chuck) hunts him down and kills him for selling coke to america. frickin sweet movie and you need to watch it.






5. THE HITMAN: This movie is awesome. chuck is a cop and his partner ronnie is a asshole. he shoots him i think it was in the back to kill him but chuck survives and comes back as THE HIT MAN. The hit man goes to see the mafia boss to kill him but then they are all fighting for a while. evenually the hitman makes everyone in the mob kill eachother then he kills ronnie. this is a classic amd you should watch it.






6. THE FOREST WARRIOR: this movie is crazy but ok. chuck can tranform into a bear, a ealgle, or a wolf. he live in the jungle with some little kids and one day decides to fight lumberjacks. it is kind of lame beacuse it doesnt show any killing but it is also awesome because you see chuck transform into animals. overall i say the good outways the bad and this is a good movie.





7. LONEWOLF MCQUAID: this is a good movie and i like the name of it. it has the guy from kung fu. also if i have a kid i will name him lonewolf mcquaid. also lonewolf mcquaid has a pet wolf. in the end chuck norris fights the guy from kung-fu and the ending is weird. i like this movie.








8. TOP DOG: this movie is so awesome you wont believe it. it is about chuck and his dog reno and they fight nazis. at one part reno the dog bites a nazi on the ass. also at the end of the movie reno the dog sees a red scarf and pulls on it and he chokes the pope! wow! what a crazy ending! over all you should watch this movie because it is a good movie and has a funny dog named reno. he is the top dog on the movie poster.




overall these are the best chuck norris movies. he has many more great movies but i am tired of writing so i quit. in these movie he shows that he can be a very good vice president to mike hucklebee and that they will win with the wrath of God on there side. so remember go out and buy these movies and also vote for HUCKLEBEE / NORRIS 2008!!!!!!!!!!!

I TOLD YOU HE WOULD WIN

so here is the deal if you dont know mike hucklebee won in iowa. he crushed the dirty rat mitt romney like a bug. heres what i have to say about that. i am happy. hucklebee is the ultimate and will go all the way. did you see chuck norris when he was on tv. his smile was very big. also his teeth were very white. also he looked capable of murder. overall i think we all knew it was coming and knew he would destory mitt romney like the woman he is. also i was disapointed that chuck norris didnt talk on tv. it wouldve been more funny and interesting. also i was mad because huckabees man didnt try to punch mitt romney. what a lame. that would have been the best.

mitt romney wears a wig

we all know romney (aka the dirty rat) tells a lot of lies. here is the BIGGEST LIE OF ALL TIME. his PERFECT hair is perfect because... ITS A WIG!!!! thats right. the dirty ra... i mean romney is acutally wearing a hair piece because he is a bald little weasel-rat. well heres what i have to say about that: mike hucklebee doesnt need a wig. he is a truthful and honest God-fearing man. he is obvious the best choice for president. do you know how many presidents wear a wig. ONLY THE DIRTY ONES! if i was chuck norris i would rip his wig off and tease him with it like a stupid dog jumping to eat a dog biscuit. overall this just proves that romney really is a jerk like i have said in the past. also it shows that mike hucklebee has a lot of integrty and will whup romney when it comes down to it.

***if you see the rat romney, try to steal his wig and take a picture. i will put it on my website. i will also give you money. email me at hucklebee4prez@gmail.com for more detail.***

Norris for VP!!!!

i have seen a lot of people who are mad because chuck norris is helping mike hucklebee to be president. heres what i have to say about that. chuck norris is the man. i think he is one of the greatest heroes to ever grace the screen. he is very mean and tough. he has a good beard too. it looks menacing. he was born on march 10, 1940. i think if chuck norris choked mitt romney he would choke him. also did you ever see the episode of texas ranger where he fought the crooked truck driver then a crocodile came out and he fought him too? that was a good one! overall i think that chuck norris will make a very good vice president and i dont know why you people are getting worked up. mike hucklebee has my vote because i know with a vice president like chuck norris no one can ever mess with the USA because they know he is a mean dude and one time he beat up a truck driver and a crocodile on the same day. also delta force 2 and invasion USA were good movies. do you think that people should stop getting so mad about it? in my opinion mike hucklebee should be the president because he is a good and god fearing man. if arnold schwarzenegger can be the govener then chuck norris can definetly be the vice president. do you agree?

mitt romney is a jerk

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/01/03/romney-dont-touch-the-hair/#comment-214339

today on cnn mitt romey (aka the dirty rat) talked about how his hair is perfect and how when hucklebee's man knocks his teeth out he doesnt want him to touch the hair. heres what i have to say about that: mitt romney better watch himself! everyone knows that micky huckabee is a better president and just because mitt has the luxurious hair, micky has chuck norris in his corner and he has a menacing beard that will eat mitt romneys hair for breakfast and leave him bald like a ealgle. chuck norris is the man and will be a better vice president than whoever mitt romneys picks. chuck is truly our genarations greatest action hero and soon will be our vice president with micky huckabee. "slaughter in san fransisco" is a very good movie.

what im about!

im starting this to informed you about the best choice for president: Mike "micky" Hucklebee. he is the best choice. also his vice president choice is the best: carlos rey "chuck" norris. you may remember him from such films as "Silent Rage" and "Lonewolf McQuaid." one time on texas ranger he fought 16 guys at one time! obviously there is no better choice for vice president so micky hucklebee is obviously an very smart man and the most fit to lead our great nation. he is much better than mitt romney (aka the dirty rat). mike hucklebee is a good and God fearing man and will bring the values we need to our beautiful world and make it a better place for everyone! so from now on i am write about all the news thats fit to print about mike hucklebee and chuck norris and tell you what the REAL DEAL is. so stay tuned for more of the best infomation you will ever read.


ALSO if you have any new stories, comments, suggestions, or want your opinion on mike hucklebee or chuck norris on here you can email me at hucklebee4prez@gmail.com .